The OG Knit (Default Beanie)
An absolute end all for beanies. This is the one. You think your beanie is the shit? It isn’t. This is the shit. This will be the only head item you need for the rest of your life.
How?
Shaped to your head along with extra flexibility, it provides the most comforting fit that doesn’t slip, and since it’s knit it has holes, keeps you warm, and it’s breathable! The holes also allow you to perfectly scratch that itch without having to take off the beanie (and you can use it as a face cover in case of an emergency).
Driving and Sun is in your eyes? Pull the beanie down (don’t advise you to actually do this).
Ran out of pockets? Store it in the beanie.
Need pillow? Beanie.
World too loud? Beanie.
Now you’re thinking to yourself, why should I not wear the beanie..?
Well… that’s exactly my point.
It’s not that I don’t want you to get you the beanie, but it’s a lot of effort on my part for each individual to receive the beanie so you must be patient or be willing to pay the price that I am asking for.
I know if you got the beanie, because you now know me. This beanie comes with the ability to authenticate it for up to two weeks once received, authentication requires mobile number, transfer of ownership of beanie will require the authenticator to be present, otherwise beanie authenticity is null (which also prevents extra privileges).
An absolute end all for beanies. This is the one. You think your beanie is the shit? It isn’t. This is the shit. This will be the only head item you need for the rest of your life.
How?
Shaped to your head along with extra flexibility, it provides the most comforting fit that doesn’t slip, and since it’s knit it has holes, keeps you warm, and it’s breathable! The holes also allow you to perfectly scratch that itch without having to take off the beanie (and you can use it as a face cover in case of an emergency).
Driving and Sun is in your eyes? Pull the beanie down (don’t advise you to actually do this).
Ran out of pockets? Store it in the beanie.
Need pillow? Beanie.
World too loud? Beanie.
Now you’re thinking to yourself, why should I not wear the beanie..?
Well… that’s exactly my point.
It’s not that I don’t want you to get you the beanie, but it’s a lot of effort on my part for each individual to receive the beanie so you must be patient or be willing to pay the price that I am asking for.
I know if you got the beanie, because you now know me. This beanie comes with the ability to authenticate it for up to two weeks once received, authentication requires mobile number, transfer of ownership of beanie will require the authenticator to be present, otherwise beanie authenticity is null (which also prevents extra privileges).
An absolute end all for beanies. This is the one. You think your beanie is the shit? It isn’t. This is the shit. This will be the only head item you need for the rest of your life.
How?
Shaped to your head along with extra flexibility, it provides the most comforting fit that doesn’t slip, and since it’s knit it has holes, keeps you warm, and it’s breathable! The holes also allow you to perfectly scratch that itch without having to take off the beanie (and you can use it as a face cover in case of an emergency).
Driving and Sun is in your eyes? Pull the beanie down (don’t advise you to actually do this).
Ran out of pockets? Store it in the beanie.
Need pillow? Beanie.
World too loud? Beanie.
Now you’re thinking to yourself, why should I not wear the beanie..?
Well… that’s exactly my point.
It’s not that I don’t want you to get you the beanie, but it’s a lot of effort on my part for each individual to receive the beanie so you must be patient or be willing to pay the price that I am asking for.
I know if you got the beanie, because you now know me. This beanie comes with the ability to authenticate it for up to two weeks once received, authentication requires mobile number, transfer of ownership of beanie will require the authenticator to be present, otherwise beanie authenticity is null (which also prevents extra privileges).